Almir Terzic

enimrac01: knifefarty: iwonthellamaatthefayre: wibblywobblyuniverse: knifefarty: if i had the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:08:09 -0400

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

beingpansexualisokay: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: ...

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:05:18 -0400

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

drrtyfilthygorgeous: only-slightly-insane: finn-stagram: orangemuses: why don’t murderers just...

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:00:03 -0400

drrtyfilthygorgeous:

only-slightly-insane:

finn-stagram:

orangemuses:

why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010

excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.

we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.

Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully.

riddlemethisbatmannn: ask-the-tooth-fairy: marissaslifeadventur...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:57:27 -0400

riddlemethisbatmannn:

ask-the-tooth-fairy:

marissaslifeadventure:

eatmyfrickinpants:

eatmyfrickinpants:

kellyykao:

katear:

i-fuck-nuns:

batgirl2014:

gingeritt:

coffeeafterdark:

I accidentally started playing It’s Time in two different tabs and it basically sounded like this

This is the best accident ever.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN SO PERFECTLY.

*o*

my sister and i listened to this together the first time, and when it was barely over, i was like “i hope you don’t mind if i play that again”

i promise, my twin sister and i just played that for the third time and sang the parts, and it was perfection

this is perfect

It’s back on my dash. I am still in love with this.

i will always reblog this because of how amazing it is<3

Sergeant! I want you to station your men in all these...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:29:57 -0400

Sergeant! I want you to station your men in all these buildings, and I need a perimeter all the way down to 39th.

teenytigress: DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:28:03 -0400

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

kitteninbox: this Nunu…

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:44:50 -0400

kitteninbox:

this Nunu…

thiinka: damianwaynesboots: A police officer was killed this...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:43:31 -0400

thiinka:

damianwaynesboots:

A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.

itsanearhatloki: noticemeimbroken: katonwolf: ximjustinlovex: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:15:50 -0400

itsanearhatloki:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have a lot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile a lot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make a lot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken

I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot

I’m Irish so I must be drunk

I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I’m an atheist so I must be a pretentious asshole.

I’m a masculine girl so I must be a lesbian.

I’m a feminine boy so I must be gay.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 08:05:54 -0400

redneckavenger: fantasized-perfection: naked-banana-man: awkwa...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:03:57 -0400

redneckavenger:

fantasized-perfection:

naked-banana-man:

awkwardjamie:

fkinclaimedurls:

what happened in 1915

we don’t talk about 1915

at least they eventually realised they should start filling the bottles with coke

So done with this website.

Omg lol

schneetierchen: Never not reblog because Bobby beats...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:01:41 -0400

schneetierchen:

Never not reblog because Bobby beats everybody.

herroyalcondesce: bilbos-buttons: captain-america-steve: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:00:20 -0400

herroyalcondesce:

bilbos-buttons:

captain-america-steve:

OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!

WRONG!

THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.

YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!

DON’T CLICK IT.

CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.

CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.

CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.

Yeahhh I don’t trust video submissions ever.

yooo i got this one in my inbox this morning and considered clicking on it but i dont trust videos either

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:36:00 -0400

equisollux: beatnikgarbageartist: nightlifemingus: beatnikgarbageartist: nightlifemingus: beatni...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:26:40 -0400

equisollux:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

thanks bro, you’re

too

thanks dude, you know

dang man this post just got really

yr right we should have set the rules to one joke

you realize this means

oh it’s

this time you’ve gone too

, too far

sorry, didn’t realize you weren’t having fun, bro

cause i’m having a

I think all of you guys are

eat-pie-in-221b-with-satan: brokeback-purgatory: dean-wincheste...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:24:16 -0400

eat-pie-in-221b-with-satan:

brokeback-purgatory:

dean-winchester-is-batman:

lovedrunkfantasies:

najlupinz:

love-pie-and-trenchcoats:

brokeback-purgatory:

brokeback-purgatory:

CASTIEL IS TAYLOR SWIFT

She wears short skirts

I wear trench coats,

She’s cheer captain

and I AM THE ONE YOU GRIPPED YOU TIGHT AND RAISED YOU FROM PEREDITION

-OMFGASDFGHJKL;DEAD-

but guys. it really exists.

GUYS

what

is

going

on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DRdp4-znFY

WHAT.

CRYING OMG

OH MY GOD… WHAT HAS MY POST NOW BECOME? I AM CRYING SO HARD.

cyanide-daydreams: whatsgoingon12: riddlemehiddleston: things that say a lot about a person their...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:21:17 -0400

cyanide-daydreams:

whatsgoingon12:

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

their favourite character

the lyrics they write on their hands

the colours they wear

which murder weapon they prefer

how they make their tea

.wait

I know, right? That colour one is ridiculous.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:19:31 -0400

"Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good guys who just don’t..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:15:53 -0400

“Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good guys who just don’t understand why their comments might be unwelcome. Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are creepy predators. Most are somewhere in between, and guess what? I don’t know you, I don’t know your life, and I have no idea if you’re going to leave it at “Hey, you look good in that dress!” or follow it up with “But you’d look better without it! Har har! C’mon, where’re you going? I know you heard me! Fucking cunt, nobody wants your fat ass anyway, bitch.”

When you compliment a random woman who doesn’t know you, no matter how nice you are about it, there’s a good chance she’s going to freak out internally because for all she knows, you could be that latter type. And I get that it’s really unfair that women would just assume that about you. I get that it sucks that sometimes, expressing totally reasonable opinions like “hey you’re hot” will make women terrified of you or furious at you. That’s not fair.

But if you’re going to lay the blame for that somewhere, for fuck’s sake, don’t blame the woman. Blame all the guys who have called her a bitch and a cunt for ignoring their advances. Blame all the guys who may have harassed, abused, or assaulted her in the past. Blame all the people who may never do such a thing themselves, but who were quick to blame her and tell her to just get over it. Blame the fact that if she stops and talks to you and then something bad happens, people will blame her for stopping and talking to you.”

- Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)

I’m reblogging this because I completely agree with what’s said. Well, I DO approach women on the street sometimes, but if they’re not interested and/or wary, I’m never offended and always politely let them be. The worst part is that very often I’ve expressed my frustration at how so many jerks make it difficult for good people to approach girls, and too often I can see the guy I was telling that to doesn’t understand, or even disapproves of what I said.
(via brunos-geek-reviews)

childish-for-my-age: Forever crying…..

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:48:47 -0400

childish-for-my-age:

Forever crying…..